I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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