Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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