So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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