That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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