i don't like sucking hair
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I smell like Dick and happiness
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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