So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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