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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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