you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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