Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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