Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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