I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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