I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
