have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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