your room smells of hookers.
And success
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love having hate sex.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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