hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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