69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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