White coat. Heels.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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