THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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