super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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