New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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