Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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