Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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