these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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