god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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