I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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