We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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