Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You're like the curious george of whores
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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