so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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