I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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