And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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