Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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