Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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