Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
