i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
