i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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