i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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