the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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