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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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