Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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