we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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