I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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