How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
honey bunches of taint.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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