thus making me awesome and them whores
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
