Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
