ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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