ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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