he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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