you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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