Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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