"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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