hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
