dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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