Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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