Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
